'I'm an official member of a task force dedicated to slashing the city budget.'Ģ3. Hilariously Funny 'Parks And Recreation' Quotesīelow are the funniest quotes from all the characters of the show.Ģ2. Ron Swanson, Season Three, Episode Two. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. 'I'm not interested in caring about people. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.'Ģ1. 'Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Chris Traeger, Season Four, Episode 21.ġ9. 'If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.' Tom Haverford, Season Five, Episode Six.ġ8. 'Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.' April Ludgate, Season Five, Episode 21.ġ7. I really only listen to like German death reggae, Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s, and Bette Midler. 'To be perfectly honest, Mouserat's music is not my thing. Yeah, no, I wanna quit and never come here again.'ġ5. 'Leslie Knope: I have to get ready for the Chamber of Secrets…ġ4. Tom Haverford, Season Four, Episode Four.ġ3. Leslie Knope, Season Three, Episode 13. 'We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles and work. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.'ġ0. 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Leslie Knope, Season Four, Episode Six.Ĩ. 'Oh, so just because I can't go out with him, someone else can?' When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma’s jewelry, and go clubbing.'ħ.

'So, you know how you love me because you haven't had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That's because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st … Because I didn't think March 31st existed.'Ħ. Throughout history until the end of time forever.'ĥ. Leslie Knope: I agree with you on all things. Michelle Obama: That's right and we need passionate people like you from our national parks … Are you nodding because you agree with me? 'Leslie Knope: You're from Chicago, so you like it. It's like worlds collide and then I love it. Clipperton… Wow, man! I… I'm so glad you guys are meeting. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom.'ģ. 'I totally hear you, but, erm, I also don't like what you're saying. Leslie Knope: No offense, but I don't remember you having a nursing degree in feelings!'Ģ. 'Ann Perkins: No offense, but maybe that's a little bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings! The show has had some gems of episodes and here we list some of the best quotes from these best episodes, like ' Parks And Rec' quotes from Ron Swanson, Leslie, and from April.ġ.

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